Step 1: Gather your prophets. They're probably just sitting around twirling their beards.
Step 2: Engage in witty banter. Make fun of their outdated fashion sense.
Step 3: Use irony. Tell them their prophecies are 'totally' accurate, but just not as exciting as your Netflix show.
Step 4: Offer to buy them a coffee. If it's a decent roast, they might just forget they're trying to predict the apocalypse.
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